Do tarah ke loag...Hum aur Aap

Ye world hai na world,ismein do tarah ke loag rehte hain.......Ek hamari tarah ke jo blog likhte hain aur ek aapki tarah jo parhte hain.......Hamari tarah ke loagon ko kaam se koi matlab nahi rehta,jabki aap ki tarah ke loag keval kaam se hi matlab rakhte hain(aisa hai kya......lagta nahi aap ko dekh kar)......aise loag khate peete sote jagte keval kaam ki baat karte hain,kal kya hua tha,kal kya karna hai ,isi soch mein doobe rehte hain.....aaj kaladi ka assignment to kal subhasini ko niptana hai,parso moodle pe sanjay ka quiz...kaise hoga ye sab,pareshan rehte hain........hamari tarah k loagon ke liye dono hi kal ka koi matlab nahi...beeta hua kal jaye bhand mein aur aane vale kal k liye ek straight vision "jo bhi hoga dekha jayega"....3*9 ko hamesha 3 bana k bolte hai bindassssss......zero pakar bhi bolte hain chalo minus mein to nahi aaya na......Sabke data Raam aise loago k dimag mein bahot gehrai tak ghus chuke hote hain.....Lekin inhein nikamma bhi nahi kah sakte......koi na koi kaam to ye bhi karte rehte hain.....aur jo bhi karte hain efficiently karte hain.........sapna dekhte hain to climex tak.....hindi films ki tarah hamesha happy ending ........jo bhi karte hain dil se karte hain kyunki dimag to hota hi nahi inke paas....but kahin kahin dimaag bhi lag jata hai inka BSNL network ki tarah....aise loag mentally present kahin bhi nahi rehte but mentally absent bhi nahi hote....absent aur present ke beech vala position secure mante hain ye loag.........

aap kis category mein aaoge .........just analyse urself

Onam 2008

It was the very fourth lesson of our textbook in class 7 ,Onam, great festival of Kerala.In that lesson very briefly every aspect of Onam was described like why Onam is celebrated,how celebrated when celebrated and so on.In our exams one question from this lesson was definatly coming "who was Mahabali ?".and our rata-rataya answer (ek word bhi idhar-udhar nahi)"Mahabali was a great king of kerala"(arey this answer was given in Learning Current English,ye hamare book ka naam tha, Chandrika/kunjika/keybook jo bhi kah lo)...then we were very excited abt snake-boat race(sarp nauka daud)...in the same lesson it was said thet this fest is a fest of flowers ,in front of each n every home u can find some decoration with flowers.Mere kehne ka matlab ye hai ham Onam ko tab se jante hain jab se kerala ko bhi nahi jante the shayad .

When I came here i mean in Kerala,Excitement was abt to see celebrations of Onam.But on the name of celebration we r able to see only departmental celebrations.And one or two times we have tasted home made foods of Kerala.Through our few Malayalam friends we get the menu of Onam celebration.There r three days for Onam celebration.But Again the question Why this celebration...

Story goes that the beautiful state of Kerala was once ruled by an Asura (demon) king, Mahabali,the son of Veerochana and grandson of Prahlad, the devout son of demon King Hiranyakashyap.The King was greatly respected in his kingdom and was onsidered to be wise, judicious and extremely generous. There was no poverty, sorrow or disease in the reign of King Mahabali and everybody was happy and content.Looking at the growing popularity and fame of King Mahabali Gods became extremely concerned and jealous. To test the King, Lord Vishnu disguised himself as a dwarf and a poor Brahmin called Vamana. He came to the Kingdom of Mahabali, just after Mahabali performed his morning prayers and was preparing to grant boons to Brahmins.

The Brahmin said that he just wanted as much land as could be covered by his three steps. The King was surprised to hear but agreed. Just as King Mahabali agreed to grant the land, Vamana began to expand and eventually increased himself to the size of cosmic proportions. With his first step the Brahmin boy covered the whole of earth and with the other step he covered the whole of the skies. He then asked King Mahabali where is the space for him to keep his third foot.The King realised that he was no ordinary Brahmin and his third step will destroy the earth. Mahabali with folded hands bowed before Vamana and asked him to place his last step on his head so that he could keep the promise.

The Brahmin placed his foot on the head of the King, which pushed him to patala, the nether world. There the King requested the Brahmin to reveal his true identity. Lord Vishnu then appeared before the King in his person. The Lord told the King that he came to test him and the King won the test. King Mahabali was pleased to see his lord. Lord Vishnu also granted a boon to the King.
King Mahabali Requests for a Visit to Kerala
The King was so much attached with his Kingdom and people that he requested that he be allowed to visit Kerala once in a year. Lord Vishnu was moved by the Kings nobility and was pleased to grant the wish. He also blessed the King and said even after losing all his worldly possessions, the King would always be loved by Lord Vishnu and his people.

It is the day of the visit of King Mahabali to Kerala that is celebrated as Onam every year. The festival is celebrated as a tribute to the sacrifice of King Mahabali. Every year people make elaborate preparations to welcome their King whom they affectionately call Onathappan. They wish to please the spirit of their King by depicting that his people are happy and wish him well. The second day, Thiruvonam is the biggest and the most important day of this festival. It is believed that King Mahabali visits his people on the second day.

So today yani 12 september ko...the great king visited NITC also......how let us see

Mahabali is on visit of Earth
But couldn't get a berth
Because of huge queue before ticket counter
canceled to visit rest of kerala
Thought this year
Let me visit How is NITC
How are my greatgrandsons and daughters
So he came early morning by Bus on NITC Bus stand
it was 7 o'clock
socha break karne ko fast
but kya karte
canteen shut down wearing a gown....
having a notice with a promise
to meet on monday
till then have a good day
Pet mein chuhe kochne lage aur
Vo bhookhe pet sochne lage
Bahot kuchh badal chuka hai
Samay ka chakka kabhi nahi ruka hai
last time when i visited here
REC was there
but what happened where is REC
Asked guards bhaiyya!where is REC
What REC!!!U r in front of NITC
see great changes r there
red and blue color chechies r taking care
no where u can find even a particle of dust
if u want to enter, ur entry in register is must
signed there, entered and looked to his left
he felt that land under foot is stolen by some theft
Playgrounds in buildings or buildings in playground
bcos it was difficult in find, dimag was moving round
Dekhkar hua bahot hi kast
Chay piye bina aane lagi gast
socha kisi mess mein jaakar pee loonga
chay nahi mila to pani se hi jee loonga
ghus gaye G mess mein
"naye lagte ho"
first submit mess card
said the G mess guard
he turned out of mess
ek do anjuli pani se mood kiya fress
socha ghoom loo hostel
shayad koi bhakta dekh raha ho meri raah
kuchh khane ko mil jayega soch k hi muh se nikla vaah!
udhar bhakt onam ke morning mein 5 baje soye the
kisi ke sundar khayalo mein khoye the
obviously darvaja kaise khul sakta tha
maveli ko bhul bhi jayein
koi apni dreamgirl ko kaise bhul sakta tha
kisi ne door open nahi kiya
maveli ko sochna paraa
NITC aake sahi nahi kiya............

How was it ,just comment.......arey main aapko wish karna bhool hi gaya tha..........anyway ab yaad aa gaya hi hai to wish u "have great onam days!!!may god bless u".thank u and coming back with another post

Interview with Interview(Part4)

I am sorry for one more post on Interview.But what can be done "Vidhata ne likh diya hai ki u have to write four posts on ur Interview".I am not responsible for that.Vaise bhi Interview to khatam ho hi gaya hai.Now this post will tell the Post-interview happenings.After coming out of So-called Kurukshetra ,I decided to end my first visit of temple.And again the same situation what i was having after written ,again dilemma what will b there and i decided to tell people not to expect anything from my interview.Thats why when some of seniors came to me and salam i told them the same what was my heart allowing.sir acha nahi gaya ,technical theek se nahi de paye.....then shayad ya maloom nahi tha ki i haven't brushed up is the most beautiful answer of the interview world.And i remember we had lunch of that day in Kattangal at 5 o'clock....vahi Maggi,jisne preparation mein bahot sath diya tha........Result was to be declared after 2 hours .

Jayant was leaving for Bangalore that day so i was at bus stand at around 7 o'clock with Shreyansh and Amit.One call frm Bharat to Amit.Abhi Jayant bhi yahin tha.Buses aa rahi thi but full so was waiting for a khali bus.Suddenly Amit catches me and started gifting bumps with saying "pandit ka ho gaya".......and Pandit was again in a neutral situation how to react in such situation.A dream for what i came here truly speaking was on floor that day.And Salam is another Khalbali Capgeminian .Now no need to stretch it more.

Time to say thanks to Almighty God,My parents and all my well wishers..........It was their ashirvaad and shubhkamanas which played a crucial role in odd situations also.Once again my heartly thanks to u all.


And in this blog i ll come with some more but right now saying goodbye and Love to u

Interview with Interview (part 3)

As i entered the room,wished him he replied and said to have seat...he was the same who invigilated last evening written exam My test paper and Resume was with him....Having a sight on resume He started....

HR:So, U r Akhilesh ?
Me:Yes sir.

HR:What's meaning of Akhilesh ?
Me:[Any how i managed meaning of my name because sudden appearance of such unexpected question made me stunned...]

HR:U had ur lunch ?[he was making me comfortable wid such questions]
Me:Yes i had.[Pehla jhuth of interview]

HR:Where?Is there any mess running or outside.
Me:Outside.I named Lovely[Pehle jhuth ko chupane ke liye ye doosra jhuth tha].

HR:How is food there.Is it ok
Me:Yes.Its a kind of ok.

HR:Ok Akhilesh,Tell me about urself.
[this was the question which i was waiting for, during the preparation of interview each one was suggesting to prepare well for this question because it decides the way where interview will go]

Me:I started my katha.Brief Introduction dete samay induction session ki yaad aa rahi thi.Told every sin i did in past life[sin means matric,intermediate graduation and NIMCET jiske chalte hi ham yahan pahunche the].After that I started throwing some of very badly common but necessary [yes a interviewee should have these qualities]qualities like team player ,hard working etc etc. Now i was looking for him if he says to stop..but he was busy in writing something on paper.[perhaps he was writing kismat of the interviewee just before me.]...Then hobbies and related things like participation in competitions.

HR:So you said, you are a team player how will you prove this ?
Me:[bahot badi problem thi ye .Without playing How it can b proved .but there i had to prove it by speaking only,which was easier to me]I just mentioned Last semester project E-zee-O-ffice[He looks in my resume and underlines it] and the great work done by me .Also i presented some artificial sentences said for me by my project mates, like my project leader Salam said in final submission of project "Akhilesh has done tremandous job...from the reqirement collection to documentation his way of acive participation is really appreciable"

HR:What You can do for Capgemini?
Me:[ Virtually dekhe to sab kuchh ,practically dekhe to kuchh bhi nahi]Again Repeated all good things what i said in previous questions like i am hard worker,i can work in a team referenced my projects,I have good consulting tendency so can maintain proper customer-organisation relationships again referenced ,i was a member of requirement collection team thats why i used to meet propoesd users regularly to have communication regarding their needs and requirements.Thus He looked satisfied with my answer.

HR:Your strong properties ,he added,apart from Hard-working ?
Me:[Again things what i am not]....I want my works to b perfect.I dont move from work untill it is completed perfectly.

HR:What about Weaknesses ?
Me:[Again tips from Jayant sir and other experienced persons...dont speak out any negative thing...make ur strong points as weakness in some other extent]...so idea stolen from Bharat...Sir a man cant be perfect in all the way so i too have some weak points what i feel.As i told earlier i do works restlessly till its completion so in this way i neglect my food many times.and i ve seen some consequences of it.So many times i got ill due to it.This i feel i should take care of my health alongwith my work.[suboot mera health tha hi uske saamne...kuchh aur batane ki jaroorat nahi thi]

HR:U are a Computer science student[I was the first condidate to him from Compsci]Now coming to my territory [which i never liked]...What is difference between English language and C language ?
Me:Told what came in mind but it was a kind of ok for him.so moved to next question

HR:Can u tell me who is father of C ?
Me:[Baap re.itta chhota ques...dimag chakaraya...naam maloom tha but not coming in mind]I proposed him "sir! i am missing his name.May u give some option"...He smiled but agreed with me....i still remember he gave fourth option as Dennis ritchie and i ticked it with a deep breathe.

HR:What u know About Data structure ?How can u define it?
Me:Kahin padh liya tha Data structure is a way of organizing data so that it can b used efficiently.i told hoo-b-hoo.

He was going into technical and asked few very down-to-earth questions on Array,pointers,linked list .I told according to best of my knowledge.So many times i was traped by him but he was very cool and helped a lot.In resume he was watching the Technical skills part there Mysql he caught and asked whats it.Its a dbms. till here it was ok but now i started feeling suffocated [ha ha ha]...then a new arm i used "Sir actually i came here two day before only from my home..so i didnt get much time to brush up all these things...[this was the biggest jhuth in my interview]...but this indirect request (not to ask anymore technical) worked and he gave green signal to himself for next question

HR:Do u know how much ur marks in written is ?
Me:No sir.But it is more than 10 in each section.... i smiled.In reply he smiles and said thats why U r here but u can guess it .Before my guessing itself ,he shown my marks got into written....and it was 10.25 in each one.(good luck was with me and i thanked god for providing it )

Now its going to be 25 minutes and he was in mood of finishing interview...so last question
HR:Any problem with relocation ?
Me:Definatly NO.I wont have any problem with relocation.I am away from my family for 8 years.Previously Banaras and now Kerala, i have managed successfully.so I can get survived anywhere....And when Kerala came in discussion he suddenly asked about food.How is it ? I blubberd on kerala food for some 2 minutes and shown him no problem wid food.we enjoy eating even that mota rice and sambhar[shayad unko bhi yahi mila tha us din k lunch mein]

Now a very friendly mahaul was there ,he spoke some hindi sentences also..... Now he demanded for original documents,he wanted to verify photocopies of documents with their originals.Got surprised with Digree certificate written in three languages given by BHU(sanskrit is also there with hindi and english)....Oh!u r student of Chemisty in Graduation? yes sir...
ok can u tell me the formula of Hydrochloric acid
HCl
Nitric acid??
HNO3...good now any ques for me???
i asked one question that is not coming in mind right now..and after some formalities I came out of Kurukshetra.....Salam was inside another room that time battling for his existence and Harikrishna was ready for it...........this was my first interview of life..........though there was nothing like some special ,but for me it was so special becos .....................


will continue in next posting...............thank u and comment please

Interview with Interview(part2)

In first post so many persons have doubt which company it was visiting on 18th july 2008.Let me tell u It was Capgemini.Now its ok everybody!....

Before that day whenever khalbali people were going inside T n p for interview and we were outside, watching them going into TnP ,then always a question coming in mind where they would b going ...whether they are turning to left or right or going straight ....but while going for GD someone directed we newcomers go straight and then turn to left .Then i came to know "oh!way of success is in left of us."

Now it was 1 o'clock of noon,and interview was started.Still myself and Salam were not having lunch as we had decided to have lunch after interview itself.Though we were hiding this fact with some persons who asked us about it.Meanwhile they displayed another list of 22 condidates whom they called for another two Group Discussions.Unfortunately no one from MCAs were there ,perhaps that day no one was luckier than we three.While waiting for interview we got a chance to have a sight on notes prepared by Santosh in PPT(unfortunately santosh didn't get through).There i came to know that Capgemini is a french company ,three centers in India Pune,Bangalore and Hyderabad,Baru S. Rao is chief of Capgemini India,who is CEO of Capgemini?? ....shit! i m missing his name right now whom i by-hearted before going into interview room....and many other informations like mission ,vision etc etc.....At the same time someone gave information "subjuniors aa gaye hain.....aa gaye hain ???dekhne mein kaise hain ,kahan ke hain,aur kuchh poochha unse...... how many girls are there in new batch..and so many question."Saying honestly for a while interview was even miles away from mind.And tabhi Bharat called us that we should sit inside T n P itself.That was the day when i entered TnP first time .It was first time when i came to know there are three interview rooms,two GD rooms and arrangement for drinking (water for everyone and ....and for workers like Suresh Babu,Bharat and other PRs tea or coffee with snacks twice or thrice in a day ) was excellent. Yes there were some chairs waiting for us .Hamne pranam kiya un kursiyon ko ki inhi ne kaiiyo k kismat palte hain kya pataa hamari bhi kismat ..........

Interview was going on in two rooms and parallely Group discussions for condidates of second shortlist was running.The picture was coming after re-interviews of interviewed condidates("what they r asking?","kitne minute liya?",,"technical mein kuchh poochha?","hr mein what was asked?..so on i mean more questions than an HR can ask to any)...yes the picture was clear they were asking very few from Technical and much concentration on HR....on the name of Technical, favourite subject and tell some 8-10 minutes on that subject.Now mind was not working what to answer for this greatest technical ques :"what is ur faourite subject".Actually i was not prepared for this question and knowing the fact that telling any particular subject means its going to be tougher for me as i was not having any favourite subject till that day .

I started getting sweated and felt thirst so went for drinking cool water.Washed face and had drink .I was just wanting to forget that question of favourite subject ,and see here also i postponed the task to find answer of this only technical question for last minute..."jo bhi hoga dekha jayega"...thanks to Bharat he was with us whole the time except interview period motivating "cool hai, araam se dena,sabko le ja rahe hain" etc etc....(ham araam se dene ke liye hi to 1 and half hour se pani pee pee kar vahan intezaar kar rahe the)...Aaj tak never i waited for something (or perhaps i was waiting for this thing only)but that 1 and half hour wait was looking quite hard....when i remember those events today ,it looks so funny and interesting...today i can say i enjoyed it in true sense.Before 10 minute itself ,it was clear that which room i ve to go for my sakshatkar.Once again i washed face and had some water,the only source of energy that time.Now it was 18th july 2008 ,all hands of watch were on 3 i mean its 3:15 when i was called for so-longed waited interview.(got all d best wishes from bharat ,salam,harikrishna)....and now Akhilesh opens the door very gently and asks for formal permission to enter the room "May i come in sir ?" with a banavati (artificial) smile......

What happened in Interview........In next post.........thank u